evilevil hast a name, it be advia centaur immunoassay system!
beware this name for it too shall put thee into the mouth of madness and thus grind thy soul beneath its fowl unability to complete daily cleaning.
seriously i have tried and failed over 10 times to make it do its daily cleaning. each time, a different error. i swear these things have a sensor that detects when lab workers want to go home and it makes the instrument cease to work properly until it is the normal time for them to leave. then it works smoothly and blinks all innocently at my swearing or i so hope will happen. the working, not the blinking since it has no eyes and that would be really really weird.
yesterday the hospital computer system crashed. of course as always i was on the chemistry ER bench so i didn't get to eat dinner until 910pm and i had to pee the whole damm time the thing was out. lets just say that made for some frantic running when it started working again and i could leave.
ok it still doesnt' work, shame on it. if only it didn't make a sound worse than a baby crying when it failed.
